This blog will document my progress as I work through my list:

1. Recreate The Webfoot Photo in 3D, starring you, as you (GD has 3D camera you can borrow)
2. Get a haircut from Tony and Guy and ask for fauxhawk at the end Complete
3. Be a vegetarian for a month
4. Write a children’s book with illustrations for Tom Tom
5. Complete the 3-peak challenge
6. Do a parachute jump – Veto – Afraid of heights
7. Get a tattoo of a dotted line and scissors on your joined toes
8. Pick and watch 100 films you haven’t yet seen from the New York Times ‘The Best 1,000 Movies Ever Made’ list
9. Prepare and consume a dish of your choice from the Nature’s Harvest cookbook
10. Do a set at a comedy night that lasts at least 5 minutes – Veto – No way I would last 5 minutes
11. Learn to drive a car in 10 hours (or bonus veto if you do it in 11 hours) – Veto – This one is between me and GD
12. Have NOSfast every day for a month
13. Add ‘Webfoot’ as a middle name by deed poll
14. Make a 5-minute version of The Day After Tomorrow (as adapted by you) and put it on YouTube
15. Down a yard of ale or cider in a oner – Veto – I can’t down a half!
16. Give up pig products for a year (unless the animal you kill in for number 18 is a pig) – Veto – No Bacon, no chance
17. Work pro bono to build a website for a charity of your choice (not Wikipedia)
18. Kill, cook, eat a wild animal (fish and insects don’t count)
19. Be an extra in a film
20. Watch Birdemic and the Star Wars Holiday Special alternately for 8 hours straight
21. Learn an instrument (from the list) and play three recognisable songs at a solo 5-minute gig to at least 20 people
22. Take a photo (or have a photo taken) every day for a year of yourself waking up and create a montage
23. Enter and compete in an eating competition Veto – I don’t like to compete
24. Wear only a suit, shirt (top button done up), tie and black socks every day except Sundays for a month – and don’t moan
25. Make one whole issue of Not The Daily Mail – stories can be summarised
26. Book a plot at Josephine Avenue’s art fair next year and exhibit only self-portraits. You must sell at least one to a stranger.
27. Go to Iceland (the country not the supermarket) to see the northern lights – you still pass even if you don’t see them
28. Befriend a tramp and give him/her £5 a week for a year – moved veto – upon research the council of boomdogs agree that giving money to alcoholics homeless people is wrong
29. Write letters to people using only their name, a description of where they live or a picture as the address and get a replyVeto
30. Call your parents every week for 3 months and give them a rundown of your week
31. Go to Eurovision 2012 in Azerbaijan with Justin Veto – A whole weekend away with Justin! No way!
32. Complete your stone chess set
33. Cycle from John O’groats to Landsend
34. On pancake day, make freshly made crepes for 100 people
35. Install Windows Vista on your main home computer and use it for a year Veto – Fuck you
36. Learn to tightrope walk – walk along the length of the tightrope twice without falling off
37. Take DMT
38. Beat a world record e.g. men’s 100 metres – to be officially recognised by The Council of Boomdogs
39. Spend 48 hours in a forest completely solitary armed only with a penknife, your clothes and a video camera
40. Get married to Liz Veto